This New Yorker Cartoon Cuts To The Quick Of My Social Encounters

Alan: I always feel like an interloper on actors clueless of their script - except that they know it by heart.

This witless mimicry may also be true of me.

But when I see "it" in "the designated grown-ups," I can feel every synapse sizzle.

The Over-Valuation Of Will Power: "Will You Lose Weight? Take A Look At Your Poop"

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