The Borowitz Report: "Disturbed Man Gets Past White House Security"... And Other Great Shticks

The Borowitz Report: "Disturbed Man Gets Past White House Security. Gives Press Conference

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-borowitz-report-disturbed-man-gets.html

White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer Attacks Media For Accurately Reporting Inauguration Crowds

http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/21/media/sean-spicer-press-secretary-statement/

Scrollable Photos: Compare The Crowd At Trumps Inauguration With Obama's

(With vertical scroll bar for any partial-through-complete view of either president's crowd)

https://www.pri.org/stories/2017-01-20/photos-compare-crowd-trumps-inauguration-obamas

Kellyanne Conway: Trump White House Offered "Alternative Facts" On Crowd Size

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/22/politics/kellyanne-conway-alternative-facts/

More Borowitz Reports

The Borowitz Report: "Trump Blasts Media For Reporting What He Says"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-borowitz-report-trump-blasts-media.html

The Borowitz Report: "Trump Says He Would Only Use Nuclear Weapons In A Sarcastic Way"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-borowitz-report-trump-says-he-would.html

The Borowitz Report: "Trump Blames Bad Poll Numbers On Existence Of The Numerical System"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-borowitz-report-trump-blames-bad.html

Borowitz: "Seemingly Decent Human Beings' Involvement In 2016 Election Confuses Voters"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/07/borowitz-seemingly-decent-human-beings.html

"Kremlin Names Trump Employee Of The Month

The Borowitz Report

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/12/the-borowitz-report-kremlin-names-trump.html

The Borowitz Report: "Putin Agrees To Receive Intelligence Briefings In Trump's Place"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/12/the-borowitz-report-putin-agrees-to.html

The Borowitz Report: "Trump To Split Time Between Trump Tower And Kremlin"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/12/the-borowitz-report-trump-to-split-time.html

Borowitz Report: More Than Three Hundred Million Americans Now Enrolled In Trump University

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/more-than-three-hundred-million.html

The Borowitz Report: Gary Johnson Says His Favorite Foreign Leader Is Obi-Wan Kenobi
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/09/the-borowitz-report-gary-johnson-says.html

Borowitz: "Seemingly Decent Human Beings' Involvement In 2016 Election Confuses Voters"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/07/borowitz-seemingly-decent-human-beings.html

Andy Borowitz: The Real Meaning Of July 4th

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/andy-borowitz-real-meaning-of-july-4th.html

This Post About Pence Fleeing Trump's Campaign Bus Has Gotten A Crazy Number Of Hits

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/this-borowitz-post-about-mike-pence.html

"Hillary Thanks Benghazi Committee For Invaluable Service To Her Campaign," Borowitz Report

http: // paxonbothhouses. blogspot.com/2015/10/hillary- thanks-benghazi-Committee-for. html

Andy Borowitz' Last Three "Reports" Are Side-Splittingly Funny

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/andy-borowitz-last-three-reports-are.html