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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Andy Borowitz: The Real Meaning Of July 4th

Alan: Until conservatives express unreserved criticism of the Supreme Court's definition of corporations as "persons," wise Americans will assume that conservatives have NO interest in The General Welfare as envisioned by "The Founding Fathers" in the preamble to the constitution.

Until such conversion, it will be necessary to consider unrepentant conservatives Pimps for Capitalism at its most exploitive, oppressive, manipulative and degrading. 

I propose this honest bargain.

Liberals will agree to use the term "Islamist Terrorism."

And conservatives will agree to use the term "Capitalist Pimps."

Andy Borowitz' Last Three "Reports" Are Side-Splittingly Funny



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