"If Jesus were alive today, most christians..."

Spend eternity with him?!?

Our presumption about "waking up in heaven" and then realizing EVERYTHING is ABSOLUTELY REAL -- with no dodges, no denials, no escapes -- requires some serious re-thinking.

Just "waking up" in any post-mortem "space" would jolt the bejeesus out of everyone I know...
myself included.

And what if you're expecting a harp and get an electric guitar or a big ol' African drum?

People get ready.

There's a train a comin'...