February 13, 2013
A LETTER FROM KIM JONG-UN
PYONGYANG —Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of
the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, has issued the following letter to
the citizens of the world:
Dear World People:
For decades, North Korea was threatened by
hostile foes with nuclear weapons. With our safety constantly at risk from
violent intruders, we asked: How can we possibly defend ourselves? In the
immortal words of my dad, the glorious Kim Jong-il: “The only thing that stops
a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.”
I sleep safely at night knowing that a loaded
nuclear silo is as close as the launch button on my nightstand. And now I
understand what Dad, in his genius, instinctively knew: that the world will not
be truly safe until every nation has nuclear weapons.
Perhaps because these weapons are so necessary
to our defense, the U.S. government, with its lapdogs at the United Nations, is
plotting to take them away from us. But as Dad used to say, “When they come for
our nukes….”
That is why today I am founding the
Nuclear Retaliation Association to defend the sovereign right of every nation
on the planet to engulf that planet in a hellish inferno. If you join today, we
will waive the initiation fee and send you this bumper sticker: “Nuclear
weapons don’t kill people. People kill people who don’t have nuclear weapons.”
Peace out,
Kim Jong-un
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Alan: Why
shouldn't Americans pack nuclear weapons?
You know...
Something discrete.
Concealable.
Comes in pink for "the
ladies."
Or...
If we do "draw the line
somewhere," why not "anywhere?"
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