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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Atheist Joke


An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'


'What powerful rivers!'


'What   beautiful animals!'


He said to  himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes  behind him.

He turned to look. He saw  a 7-foot grizzly bear charging  towards him.


He ran as fast as he  could up  the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw the bear closing in on  him.

He looked over his  shoulder again and the bear was even  closer.

He tripped and fell on the  ground.

He rolled over to pick  himself up but saw the bear was right on top of him and reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike  him.

At that instant   moment, the Atheist cried  out:
'Oh my  God!'


Time  stopped.


The  bear froze.


The forest was  silent.

A bright light shone upon the man and a voice came from the heavens.

'You have denied my existence all  these  years, teach others I don't exist and even
credit creation  to a cosmic  accident. And now you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light and said: 'It  would be hypocritical of  me to suddenly ask you  to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps  you  could make the BEAR a  Christian?'

'Very well', said the  voice.

The light went out. The sounds of  the forest resumed. And  the bear dropped his menacing paw, brought both paws together, bowed  his  head and spoke:
 "Lord bless this food which I am about to receive from Thy bounty  through Christ our Lord,  Amen."



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