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Carson: Loss of Keystone Leaves U.S. With No Place to Store Grain
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Presidential candidate Ben Carson has issued a dire warning that President Obama’s cancellation of the Keystone Pipeline has left the United States with “virtually no place to store grain.”
Without the massive pipeline, Carson told Fox News, the nation’s network of silos is woefully inadequate “to store the bounty of grain that we soweth.”
Carson said that as President, he would seek additional places to store grain, such as “the hollowed-out heads on Mt. Rushmore.”
Carson said that as President, he would seek additional places to store grain, such as “the hollowed-out heads on Mt. Rushmore.”
“A nation’s greatness is measured by its ability to store grain,” he said. “I will return America to its former greatness.”
I work in North Dakota often and the problem is the oil is being moved by train instead of pipeline. The news media rarely mentions that the Keystone pipeline was going to carry American crude too, not just Canadian. Grain elevators cannot count on timely trains as they used to and lot of grain is being piled on the ground. During harvest, some of the elevators can fill up in 2 days. FYI, the trains that serve most of ND is Warren Buffet owned Burlington Northern.
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