Monday, August 31, 2015

John Boehner Speaks Truth. Calls Ted Cruz "A Jackass"

Havana Ted Cruz, the Senator from the great state of Canada, is not a popular guy. I detest him, you detest him, everybody detests him, including his erstwhile GOP compadres.
And frankly, what's not to detest?
A guy who looks like 200 lbs of condemned veal in a suit, drones on in that blowfly-trapped-in-a-bottle voice, craps in the GOP punchbowl every chance he gets and enthusiastically fellates The Donald whenever he can--a guy like that is losing value faster than a tub of Louis Gohmert Hair Restorer.
So it's less than earth-shattering news that John of Orange AKA The Lachrymose Layabout has lost that lovin' feeling for the odious Calgary Carpetbagger. It's like Alien vs Predator...only much less exciting, although you do want them both to lose.
Speaker of the House John Boehner stunned audience members Wednesday evening at a Colorado fundraiser by referring to Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz as a “jackass,” two people in attendance tell The Daily Caller.
At a Steamboat Springs event for GOP Rep. Scott Tipton, the Ohio Republican quipped that he likes how Cruz’s presidential campaign keeps “that jackass” out of Washington, and from telling Boehner how to do his job.
Apparently, Weepy's remarks didn't go over well with one of the only Cruz supporters to ever be spotted in the wild:
“I don’t think it’s terribly speaker-like, and I think it kind of goes against everything that Reagan ever said about disparaging Republicans,” said Ed MacArthur, the president of Native Excavating, who attended the fundraiser.
“It’s becoming very disturbing to me that we can’t have good, polite conversation,” MacArthur said. “It all has to be at the throat.”
But MacArthur added: “I do believe he’s got the right to say it.”
Well, that's mighty big of you, Ed. The First Amendment says 'thanks'. And 'Native Excavating'? I'm afraid to ask...

The Daily Caller
, a fever-swamp of right-wing drool and night-sweats felt the need to invent another (implausible) Cruz 'supporter' who disapproved:
Another Steamboat Springs resident confirmed Boehner’s remark: “I about fell on the floor.”
“To build coalitions to work together in Washington, D.C., you don’t start it out by calling your colleague a ‘jackass,'” she said.
Let me guess...Ms. Anne Nonymous of Steamboat Springs. Uh-huh. And as for 'building coalitions', are you fucking kidding me, fictional lady? The only 'coalition' Havana Ted is interested in is the one with his massive ego.
But don't mind me, right-wing douche-bazookas at The Daily Caller and fake people of Steamboat Springs. Watching the clueless, mendacious, incompetent scumbags of the GOP turn on each other is like a month in the country; it soothes me and refreshes me. Keep it up.

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