Long Term Care At 20% The Current Cost And You Get To Live At Home
"Pax On Both Houses: Good Ideas For The Body Politic"
A Compendium Of Practical Political Projects
If you're a senior citizen, can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what can you do?
Opt for Medicare Part G!
This new plan plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.
You are now able to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That’s great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They're all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will pay for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And!
You will get rid of a useless politician!
And because you are a prisoner now, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
With your Long-Term Care problem resolved, kick back.
No need to worry about the rest of your life.
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