New Yorker Cartoon: The Real Meaning Of The Kraft-Heinz Merger

Seriously...

Velveeta Cheese?

Miracle Whip?

Cheez Whiz?

Mio Water Enhancer?

If Satan were a processed food designer, 

these would be his first creations.

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Learn more  about Mio Water Enhancer at:
"The 31 Most Pointless Foods In Your Supermarket"
http://www.rodalenews.com/worst-food

"Salt, Sugar, Fat: How The Food Giants Hooked Us"
http://www.amazon.com/Salt-Sugar-Fat-Giants-Hooked/dp/0812982193