First Lady, Melania Trump
Trump Proposes Building Wall Inside Uterus
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
GREEN BAY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump, the Republican Presidential front-runner, touched off a firestorm of controversy on Wednesday by suggesting that, if elected, he would build a wall inside the uterus.
In proposing an addition to the uterus, a major female reproductive sex organ, Trump sought to draw a distinction between such a wall and the wall that the uterus already has, commonly referred to as the uterine wall.
“No, no, no, this would be a much better wall than that wall,” Trump said. “People are going to love this wall.”
As has been his custom on the campaign trail, Trump offered few details about his plan to build a wall inside the uterus, other than to say that he would make women pay for it.
Melania Trump
First Lady
Or, First Centerfold?
Melania Trump
First Lady
Or, First Centerfold?
Trump's Immigrant Slovenian Wife (And Nude GQ Model) Gives First Interview
Compendium Of Pax Posts About Donald Trump
Compendium Of Pax Posts About Donald Trump
Donald Trump: The Paranoid Style In American Politics And The Ongoing Festival Of Hatred
Donald Trump: The Paranoid Style In American Politics And The Ongoing Festival Of Hatred
Update On Ivana Trump's Revelations Concerning Donald's Fondness For Hitler's Speeches
"Mediocre Philosophy Sells. It Makes The Half-Literate Feel Smart"
Where Have We Seen Trump's Oratorical Style Before
Update On Ivana Trump's Revelations Concerning Donald's Fondness For Hitler's Speeches
"Mediocre Philosophy Sells. It Makes The Half-Literate Feel Smart"
Where Have We Seen Trump's Oratorical Style Before
Trump: For The Fearful, Random Decisiveness Is More Attractive Than Wisdom, Prudence, Truth
Spot-On Truth-Teller Donald Trump: The Most Important Thing Said At The Republican Debate
Moderate Republican For Trump: Only Trump Can Restore GOP Sanity... By A Landslide Loss
Video Of New Hampshire State Representative And Trump Supporter, Susan DeLemus, A Case Study In Madness
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/you-know-how-i-seemed-unhinged-i-am.html
Moderate Republican For Trump: Only Trump Can Restore GOP Sanity... By A Landslide Loss
Video Of New Hampshire State Representative And Trump Supporter, Susan DeLemus, A Case Study In Madness
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/you-know-how-i-seemed-unhinged-i-am.html
First Lady, Melania Trump, Is A Slovenian Immigrant
First Lady, Melania Trump, Is A Slovenian Immigrant
Trump: For The Fearful, Random Decisiveness Is More Attractive Than Wisdom, Prudence, Truth
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/trump-for-fearful-random-decisiveness.html
"Lies, Lies, Lies"
"On The Media" Explores Donald Trump's Appeal And His Historical Background
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/lies-lies-lies-on-media-explores-donald.html
"Lies, Lies, Lies"
"On The Media" Explores Donald Trump's Appeal And His Historical Background
http://paxonbothhouses.
Evangelicals LOVE Donald Trump
We Are Known By The Company We Keep
Donald Trump: "Everything I'm About To Tell You Is A Lie." Supporters Cheer
Evangelicals LOVE Donald Trump
We Are Known By The Company We Keep
Donald Trump: "Everything I'm About To Tell You Is A Lie." Supporters Cheer
The Self-Chosen Face Of The Republican Party:
Not Any Old Asshole... An Asshole's Asshole
Trumpward Christian Soldiers
Trump's "Piece Of Ass" Quote
The Self-Chosen Face Of The Republican Party:
Not Any Old Asshole... An Asshole's Asshole
Not Any Old Asshole... An Asshole's Asshole
Trumpward Christian Soldiers
Trump's "Piece Of Ass" Quote
Trump Says Illegals Flooding Across Border...
... But In Which Direction?
Trump Says Illegals Flooding Across Border...
... But In Which Direction?
"Are Republicans Insane?" Best Pax Posts
"Are Republicans Insane?" Best Pax Posts
Mark Twain, Adolf Hitler And The Dunning-Kruger Effect
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McArthur Wheeler: Patron Saint Of American "Conservatism"
Mark Twain, Adolf Hitler And The Dunning-Kruger Effect
New York Times Interviews David Dunning, Co-Author Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect
McArthur Wheeler: Patron Saint Of American "Conservatism"
Stupidity For Dummies: The Study Of Ignorance Helps Understand How Intelligence Works
Alan: Despite Trump's encouragement of the worst angels of our nature, I want him to win the Republican nomination
to reveal the terrified face of American conservatism.
Remember: If you're terrified, the terrorists won.
And you made their victory possible.
Alan: Despite Trump's encouragement of the worst angels of our nature, I want him to win the Republican nomination
to reveal the terrified face of American conservatism.
Remember: If you're terrified, the terrorists won.
And you made their victory possible.
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