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Friday, August 3, 2012

Jenna Jameson Holds Press Conference To Qualify Her Support For Mitt Romney



Jenna Jameson

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The following spoof is based on Jameson's real-life advocacy on Mitt Romney's behalf.
Here is the original press account:


The New Yorker

AUGUST 3, 2012

JENNA JAMESON CLARIFIES HER ENDORSEMENT OF ROMNEY


When asked what initially appealed to her about Mr. Romney, Ms. Jameson said, “He’s the only person who’s assumed more positions than I have.”
The actress said that she researched Mr. Romney’s career thoroughly, and was particularly impressed by his tenure at Bain Capital: “There’s nothing more American, I think, than screwing people you don’t know for money.”
While Mr. Romney’s recent foreign trip drew jeers from his critics, Ms. Jameson hailed his performance: “I respect someone who opens their mouth without thinking.”
The actress, who appeared as the character Holly So Tightly in the film Dirt Merchant, seemed unconcerned by the controversy swirling about Mr. Romney’s bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans: “I’ve put my assets in plenty of foreign places.”
Ms. Jameson concluded her presser by reiterating her fulsome support of the G.O.P. candidate: “Mitt Romney will do to all of America what I have already done to half of America.”
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