Michelle Bachman And Terrestrial Armageddon As A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

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Michele Bachmann and radio hosts agree that Obama will become the Antichrist after presidency

Michele Bachmann is not only a looney tune, she’s also a genius global policy strategist. She took her airtight theory that the end of times are upon us and explained it to the radio listeners at Jan Markell and Eric Barger’s radio show. She said something something Russia and Syria in bed together politically would lead to this:

“I believe that they are positioning themselves so that someday they could invade Israel to be able to take over the vast stores of oil and natural gas that Israel is controlling,” she said, adding that “this very unique new partnership between Iran and Russia in Syria” with the support of China “lines up with scripture.” All of these powers, she said, are seeking “a global world order to keep their game going into the future and to support them if they would invade against Israel.” 

This is all a new theory of the end of days predicated on the potential recent discovery of oil and gas reserves in Israel. Now, this oil and natural gas in Israel thing is not a fact, it’s a possibility, that the internets and, for the most part, insanely anti-Semitic “New World Order”-type conspiracists are going Nazi-crazy for. Radio host Jan Markell is straight up praying for the end times and posits a theory she and her previous guests have cooked up, based on this article by Thomas McArdle titled “Obama, King of the World? It’s quite possible.” The article posits that unlike Jimmy Carter—building houses—or George W. Bush—painting doggies—President Barack Hussein Obama will make a play to become the Secretary General of the United Nations. But this wouldn’t be your grandaddy’s United Nations. Jan asks Michele Bachmann about this. Bachmann quotes heavily from this McArdle ardical.

A Secretary-General Obama would actively seek to place the U.S. under UN authority. 

Then Michele explains what this all means.

He would not go in under the failed UN we had before. He would not go into the weak UN, Obama would only go into a empowered, powerful UN. Powerful enough to see the United States to come under its authority.

Hot damn! I knew that guy was up to something!  Jan proceeds to read some more of the McArdical!

Obama would be no faceless UN secretary general like the previous ones. He would redefine the office and expand its powers — simply by his visibility. And he would ceaselessly agitate within America for … “change” in the authority of the United Nations over the lives, sovereignty and tax dollars of all Americans.

For the mostly undemocratic powers represented in the UN, having a former U.S. president who serves their interests as, for all intents and purposes, “King of the World” would be a dream come true.

[bold is me saying “hot dawg!”]

Jan Markell brings it all back around to the fact that “God has everything under control.” Jesus, it sounds like God’s got a disaster of his own creation on his hands.

Michele?

No, in fact it’s foretold and if we were smart enough with our bible we would know that. 

She subsequently throws together a bunch of blither blather, rudimentary Sunday School type phrases, about Jesus being resurrected and spending 40 days teaching the disciples and then the disciples testifying to the Jews and the Gentiles and blather blither. Oh yeah, and something about the “second coming” being witnessed harder and more fervently than the first coming. I have to say, I’m not sure Michele Bachmann knows how to read things.