"Dick Cheney to Lead Torture-Pride March," The Borowitz Report

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Cheney to Lead Torture-Pride March WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” on Sunday, former Vice-President Dick Cheney told host Chuck Todd that he was “sick and tired of Americans being ashamed of our beautiful legacy of torture.” Read more at newyorker.com.