DALLAS (The Borowitz Report) — In his boldest move yet to address the immigration crisis, on Thursday Texas Governor Rick Perry. Critics of the move dismissed it as political theatre, noting that once the Cowboys arrived at the border it was unclear what they would do there. Additionally, there were questions about how effective the Cowboys would be in stopping illegal immigrants, since the team has the worst-ranked defense in the N.F.L.
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