Stephen Colbert: American Football - College And Pro

I nust don't have the gumption to deal with the knee and the brain.

An occasional ankle?

Hey! What's an ankle?

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In the following link, Colbert's "American Football" segment begins at the 4:35 mark. 

It deals with the football program at UNC-CH and concludes with the NFL as epitomized by Peyton Manning.  http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/wed-january-15-2014-gabriel-sherman

(Colbert's opening segment about the Obama administration's "Ad for America" is fun too.)