Stephen Colbert: The Creators Of TrumpCare On TrumpCare... "Don't Call It TrumpCare"
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Middle Schooler Who Wrote GOP Healthcare Bill Claims He Hasn't Been Paid
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The middle-school student who wrote the Republican health-care bill that was unveiled earlier in the week complained on Friday that he still has not been paid for his work.
Kevin Tenco, a seventh grader from House Speaker Paul Ryan’s congressional district, in Wisconsin, said that Ryan hired him two weeks ago to write the American Health Care Act with the promise that it “wouldn’t be too much work” and that he would be paid handsomely for his effort.
“He said I would get paid, like, five hundred dollars, and I could buy a Nintendo Switch,” Tenco said.
Taking Ryan at his word, the thirteen-year-old, from Twin Lakes, Wisconsin, “pulled several all-nighters” to complete the health-care bill in time for its Monday unveiling.
“I basically went to the Wikipedia page for Obamacare, cut and pasted a bunch of stuff and then threw in some tax cuts and whatnot,” he said. “It doesn’t sound like a lot of work, but I was super tired by the end of it.”
According to Tenco, Ryan’s failure to pay him in a timely fashion for writing the American Health Care Act has left him “feeling really bad about our government.”
“I was all set to write an immigration reform bill for Congressman Ryan, but now there’s no way,” he said.
Alan: To contextualize the monstrosity above, you owe it to yourself to watch the following video. You will not be disappointed.
Alan: To contextualize the monstrosity above, you owe it to yourself to watch the following video. You will not be disappointed.
Trump Tells More Lies Than Any U.S. Politician. Why Do "Patriots" And "Christians" Believe A Liar
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Compendium Of Pax Posts Concerning Trump's Habitual Lying
Compendium Of Pax Posts Concerning Trump's Habitual Lying
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