Sister Mary Louise Asks Little Susie A Question

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School and it was not unusual for her to sleep in class.
 
One day her teacher, Sister Mary Louise, called on Susie while she was sleeping. 

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' 

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. 

The the nun said, 'Very good,' and continued teaching her class. 

A little later the nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' 

Susie had dozed again but Johnny came to her rescue sticking her in the butt. 

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. 

And once again Sister Mary Louise said, 'Very good' while Susie fell back asleep. 

The nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' 

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. 

This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'