The Borowitz Report: "Americans Favor Legalizing Pot And Criminalizing Congress"

Americans Favor Legalizing Pot and Criminalizing Congress WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—By a huge majority, Americans support laws legalizing marijuana and criminalizing Congress, according to a poll released on Thursday. http://nyr.kr/1GxH0wH *** Bonus! Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By NEWYORKER.COM|BY ANDY BOROWITZ