Lifetime Amtrak Passes For Seniors

A few weeks ago, sister Janet and I visited daughter Maria at UNC-Asheville. 

While there, we bought "lifetime passes" to the National Park (and Recreation Lands) system. They cost 10 bucks, the best deal on the planet.  http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2013/04/national-park-and-federal-recreational.html

When the agent handed Janet her newly issued pass, he said: "This expires when you do." (What a great line!)

Anyhow... 

I got to thinking about "government passes" and it occurred to me that Amtrak should sell lifetime "senior passes" for $1000.00 a piece.

I've been chatting up this new idea, and, so far, no one has poked any holes in it.

Amtrak passes would "sell like hotcakes," and since trains run anyhow, they would cost the government next to nothing.

A bit of background...

An Amtrak route passes within two hundred yards of my home.  

Over time, it has become clear that these "neighborhood trains" are underutilized and often nearly vacant.  

Now, fast forward. 

I asked sister Janet two inter-related questions:  

1.) Would you buy a lifetime Amtrak pass for $1000.00? 

2.) In the absence of a lifetime Amtrak pass, how often would you likely take the train in your remaining 20 years?

Janet's answer to Question #1 was a resounding, "Yes!" 

Her answer to Question #2 was an equally resounding, "Never!"

My own answers to these two questions are identical to Janet's. 

Conclusion: 

A lifetime Amtrak pass would entice people who, in the absence of a pass, would never take an Amtrak train. 

Admittedly, it may be necessary to exclude travel certain highly-transited corridors like Boston - New York; or New York - DC.   

Or, perhaps it will prove necessary to impose "black out" times on busy routes, obliging seniors to travel "in the dead of night."  

Most remarkably, even I -- the world's "most frugal Scot" -- would buy a $1000.00 lifetime pass "in a heartbeat." 

With a lifetime pass, I would -- at least annually -- visit family in upstate New York and friends in Florida. 

No matter how I consider a lifetime Amtrak Pass, I see no downside.  

Everywhere I look, it's "Win. Win. Win. Win...."  

Advantages include: 

1.) Doing a great kindness for American seniors. 

2.) Profitable utilization of an underutilized resource. 

3.) Giving "green transportation" a "shot in the arm" and a "higher profile." (Remember: Trains move a ton of cargo 500 miles on a gallon of fossil fuel.) 

Plus...

Every time a thousand are sold, Amtrak pockets a million dollars.  And it's all gravy!  

With 20,500,000 seniors living in the United States, $2 billion dollars is currently "left on the table" --- money that's just sitting there waiting for someone to take it.

In addition to the profitability of this over-lookded "gravy train," an Amtrak senior pass would be a tremendous boon for retirees living on scant resource. Just by implementing a new (and profitable!) policy, pinched seniors would suddenly be able to visit distant family and friends. 

A senior rail pass would also provide excellent advertisement for Amtrak. 

Finally, consider this fringe benefit.... 

Since children always travel half price, senior passes would encourage retirees to travel with grand kids, a practice that would be great fun for everyone while instilling "brand loyalty" to last a lifetime. 

What's not to like?