Time to call in "the private sector"
Romney Storm Tips
1. If your home is in the path of Sandy, evacuate immediately to your second or third home.
2. If your home sustains damages from Sandy, ask your parents for money to fix it.
3. 20,000 people found shelter by standing behind Chris Christie. There is still room for 20,000 more.
4. Airlines can resume their flights. Just tell passengers to keep their windows rolled up.
5. Make sure you've moved your cars to the top floor of your garage.
6. Sandy is so violent because she was raised by a single mother.
7. Don't worry about evacuating. If it's a legitimate storm, your house has a way of shutting down to protect itself from damage.
8. My prayers and thoughts go out to 53% of you;
9. 53% of you will be fine. The other 47% I don't care about.
10. If you survive, I'll take credit for it.
11. If you must drive in the storm, use extra-strength rope to secure your dog to the roof of the car.
12. Everyone chill out... Sandy will end earlier than expected. She has to get dinner on the table.
13. Everyone in the path of the storm! Don't be a victim and stop looking for handouts!
14. Make sure staff secures your yacht with strong rope.
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Relief Is Simply “Immoral”"
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Romney Flip Flops On The Immorality Of Disaster Relief"
Governor
Chris Christie's Opinion Of Obama Morphs From "Clueless" To
"Outstanding"
"Romney
Refuses To Talk About FEMA After Hurricane Sandy"
"Mitt
Romney's Ultimate Flip Flop Collection"
Happy Halloween!
If
elected, who will Romney be on January 20th?
Here's
a small sample of the many Mitts he has been...
"Mitt
Romney's Ultimate Flip Flop Collection"
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Oddly,
Obama’s identity is revealed in a Texas newspaper's endorsement of Mitt Romney.
"Obama has had successes. He averted a second Great
Depression. He intervened to save the U.S. auto industry. He moved the nation
toward universal health care, a too-long-delayed undertaking in a country too
prosperous to accept having citizens suffer because they couldn't afford or
were denied insurance."
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