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Monday, November 12, 2012

Borowitz: Shrewd Petraeus Started Affair In 2011 To Cover Up Benghazi In 2012.

November 11, 2012

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The scandal involving former C.I.A. director David Petraeus took
a startling twist today, as a leading right-wing conspiracy theorist claimed that Gen. Petraeus initiated his affair
with author Paula Broadwell last year to avoid testifying about Benghazi this week.
“Petraeus is a master of strategy, capable of playing several chess moves ahead,” said Harland Dorrinson,
who has a website. “Clearly, he knew it would be handy to be embroiled in an extra-marital affair if the
situation in Benghazi someday went south and he was forced to testify about it.”
By destroying his career, reputation, and possibly his personal life, Mr. Dorrinson said, “General Petraeus
achieved exactly what he set out to do: skip testifying about Benghazi. All I can say is, mission accomplished,
General. Pretty smooth.”
Even though “the reason Petraeus started his affair is obvious to anyone with a brain in his head,” Mr. Dorrinson
says, he does not expect the mainstream media to investigate his theory any time soon: “The only person I’ve
been able to get interested in this is Karl Rove.”


Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/petraeus-started-affair-last-year-to-cover-up-benghazi-says-conspiracy-theorist.html#ixzz2C4jzHxwh

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