Chesterton Quotations From "The American Chesterton Society"

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Quotations of G. K. Chesterton

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Timeless Truths

• “Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.” – Tremendous Trifles
• “A change of opinions is almost unknown in an elderly military man.” – A Utopia of Usurers, CW, V, p396
• “The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice.” – A Defense of Humilities, The Defendant, 1901
• “A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.” – The Everlasting Man, 1925
• “Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.” – ILN, 4/19/30
• “Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference, which is an elegant name for ignorance.” – The Speaker, 12/15/00
• “An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.” – On Running After Ones Hat, All Things Considered, 1908
• “What embitters the world is not excess of criticism, but an absence of self-criticism.” –Sidelights on New London and Newer New York
• “He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head.” –Tremendous Trifles, 1909
• “Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money away, but they will never give themselves away; they are egotistic, secretive, dry as old bones. To be smart enough to get all that money you must be dull enough to want it.” – A Miscellany of Men
• “Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.” – The Man Who was Thursday, 1908
• “The simplification of anything is always sensational.” – Varied Types
• “Customs are generally unselfish. Habits are nearly always selfish.” – ILN 1-11-08
• “I believe what really happens in history is this: the old man is always wrong; and the young people are always wrong about what is wrong with him. The practical form it takes is this: that, while the old man may stand by some stupid custom, the young man always attacks it with some theory that turns out to be equally stupid.” – ILN, 6-3-22
• “The center of every man’s existence is a dream. Death, disease, insanity, are merely material accidents, like a toothache or a twisted ankle. That these brutal forces always besiege and often capture the citadel does not prove that they are the citadel.” – Sir Walter Scott, Twelve Types
• “The person who is really in revolt is the optimist, who generally lives and dies in a desperate and suicidal effort to persuade other people how good they are.” – Introduction to The Defendant
• “To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.” – A Short History of England, Ch.10
• “All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.” – “On Gargoyles,”Alarms and Discursions
• “The comedy of man survives the tragedy of man.” – ILN, 2-10-06
• “We have had no good comic operas of late, because the real world has been more comic than any possible opera.” – The Quotable Chesterton
• “When learned men begin to use their reason, then I generally discover that they haven’t got any.” – ILN, 11-7-08
• “The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking; he can ruin himself with gambling. If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.” – Broadcast talk 6-11-35
• “Aesthetes never do anything but what they are told.” – The Love of Lead, Lunacy and Letters
• “The aesthete aims at harmony rather than beauty. If his hair does not match the mauve sunset against which he is standing, he hurriedly dyes his hair another shade of mauve. If his wife does not go with the wall-paper, he gets a divorce.” – ILN, 12/25/09
• “The reformer is always right about what is wrong. He is generally wrong about what is right.” – ILN, 10-28-22
• “Reason is always a kind of brute force; those who appeal to the head rather than the heart, however pallid and polite, are necessarily men of violence. We speak of ‘touching’ a man’s heart, but we can do nothing to his head but hit it.” – Charles II, Twelve Types
• “Man is always something worse or something better than an animal; and a mere argument from animal perfection never touches him at all. Thus, in sex no animal is either chivalrous or obscene. And thus no animal invented anything so bad as drunkeness – or so good as drink.” – Wine When it is Red, All Things Considered
• “When we step into the family, by the act of being born, we do step into a world which is incalculable, into a world which has its own strange laws, into a world which could do without us, into a world we have not made. In other words, when we step into the family we step into a fairy-tale.” – Heretics, CW, I, p.143
• “A thing may be too sad to be believed or too wicked to be believed or too good to be believed; but it cannot be too absurd to be believed in this planet of frogs and elephants, of crocodiles and cuttle-fish.” – Maycock, The Man Who Was Orthodox

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