Great "Country" Car Song! "My Car's Going Under The Wrench"

"My Car's Going Under The Wrench"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00VzapDPMVM

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I can't seem to part with my '64 Dodge Dart 
It's a work of art never mind that it don't start 
I bought it used back in 1989 
That little MOPAR monster is like an old friend of mine 

I'm gona see if my mecanis can bring it back to life 

I'm as nervous as a sergeons' patient about to go under the knife 

Well I talked to my mechanic and he told me not to panic 
As he pulled my engine out with a winch 
He's got to keep it overnigh and I'm just a little frightened 
Coz my car's going under the wrench 

Well that ol Dogde has sat in my garage 
It's been yers since the last time it ran 
And it's had the same starter ever since Jimmy Carter 
Was the president of this great land 

In needs some work on the rings and alot of other things 
Too numerous to mention 
Like a voltage regulator and a new alternator 
Oh my car's going under the wrench 

According to mechanical diagnostitions 
My transmissions in critical condition 
Don't need a mechanic, I need a magician 
Have I ever considered demolition? 

Well I talked to my mechanic and he told me not panic 
As he pulled my engine out with a winch 
He's got to keep it overnigh and I'm just a little frightened 
Cause my car's goin under the wrench 

It needs a new oil pump, fuel pump 
It's always something, man I know my wallets gonna feel the pinch 
When I get the bill, I hope you pardon my French 
Oh my car's going under the wrench