Bacon. Yum!

Alan: Over the years, I have been hard on bacon, the greasiest food Americans commonly consume - a substance that lubricates every surface it touches save the inner walls of blood vessels whereupon bacon encourages occlusion.

But now that I am aware of Tactical Bacon, I must, in good conscience, reconsider every previous assumption.

Surely, an ample supply of bacon for all God's children would not only foster world peace, but joy, love and a constant state of stoner celebration.

For more insight into bacon's tactical (and non-tactical uses) see "The Bacon Thread" http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/the-bacon-thread.95609/