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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

RINO Reagan

                                                                                             


Under Tea Party rule, The Republican Party behaves like a cult dedicated to virgin sacrifice.


Every candidate, every position, every proposal must be virginally pure.


But since nothing and no one is virginally pure, American conservatives champion their virgins only until their inescapable sinfulness comes to light.


As soon as the implications of Original Sin manifest, the most-recently sullied virgin is thrown under the ideological bus while search parties scurry to locate The Next Virgin.


And the next virgin.


And the next virgin.

Do you remember when Republicans wanted a constitutional amendment so Ahhnold could be president?


Do you remember when "Born Again!" George W. Bush had a direct line to God?


Do you remember when Sarah Palin was just a beauty queen and not a meretricious media star?


Surrounded by these displays of infantility, one wonder’s if the GOP was ever toilet trained.


Mark my words.


If the Gipper suddenly reincarnated, he would be damned faster than Light.


Republican In Name Only

A RINO.


Truth be told, Mr. Reagan would be more roundly denounced than any Republican politician this side of Richard Lugar.


Ironically, the GOP would like to impose a (presumably) Reaganite "purity test" on next year's presidential candidates.


If such a test were imposed on Mr. Reagan himself, he would fail.


Abjectly.




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