"Is Trump Running For Student Body President? "I Promise You: I Will Do Such A Good Job!"

And not just great, people, but really, really great!

Trump whined about his falling Iowa poll numbers during a rally in Sioux City last night. “What the hell are you people doing to me?” he demanded of a crowd. “Iowa, will you get your numbers up, please? Will you get these numbers up? I promise you: I will do such a good job!”