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Saturday, March 1, 2014

Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason men prefer guns over women!

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!




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Charlton Heston's penis was 3.43 inches long. 
Erect.



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