Weird Enuf Fer Ya? News From Barbaria: #16

Alan: I see little difference between pandering to ignorant people and pimping for prostitutes except that the propagation of ignorance, in the big scheme, is even more dangerous. Mike Huckabee hearts God and Vladimir Putin Paul Ryan's brown bag lunch story wasn't entirely untrue. Just the part that mattered. New York Times joins the Port Authority fray Ted Cruz says we 'no longer have a president,' apparently because Barack Obama is now our dictator Brownback's school defunding plan ruled unconstitutional in the state of Kansas FBI takes over investigation of CCA's operation of Idaho State Penitentiary nicknamed 'Gladiator School' Keystone isn't any normal pipeline Why John McCain is the most unpopular Senator in the country