Bill Maher: The 85 Richest People Own More Than The Bottom Half Of Humankind

Alan: Many Americans are adamant that "job creators" deserve every penny they can extract because 1.) they "earned" it, and 2.) the more money that accrues to the already rich, the more "jobs" the ruling class will create. Ever since the financial/economic collapse of 2008-2009, the wealthy have never been wealthier nor job creation so scant. Although worker productivity has risen 90% in the last 30 years, worker income has risen but 8%. The lion's share of this "augmented product" belongs to American workers themselves, and any American who approves its appropriation by the "already rich" effectively signs off on felonious theft. 
In the process, these suckered chauvinists are figuratively sodomized by their oppressors.

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Excerpt:  "The 85 richest people — 85 — owned more than the bottom 3 1/2 billion put together, which is half the planet.  In the last 30 years, even though worker productivity went up 90%, income only went up 8%. America's super-rich?  In the last 30 years, even though worker productivity went up 90%, income only went up 8%.  If I was working twice as hard, and someone else was reaping almost all the reward, I'd hate them."

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"The man who dies rich, dies disgraced."

Andrew Carnegie
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/carnegie/filmmore/description.html

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Last night, Bill Maher delivered an excellent New Rule on how some of the 1% are whining about feeling persecuted.

Did you know that during World War II, FDR actually proposed a cap on income that in today's dollars would mean that no person could ever take home more than about $300,000?  OK, that is a little low.  (audience laughter)  But wouldn't it be great if there were Democrats out there like that now, who would say to billionaires, "Oh, you're crying?  We'll give you something to cry about.  You don't want a minimum wage?  How about we not only have a minimum wage, we have a maximum wage?"  (audience applause)

That is not a new idea.  James Madison, who wrote our Constitution, said, "Government should prevent an immoderate accumulation of riches."  Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, they all agreed that too much money in the hands of too few would destroy democracy.

Video:  http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/03/01/1281312/-Bill-Maher-s-excellent-commentary-on-income-inequality?detail=email#

Full Transcript: "And finally, New Rule: Someone must tell me what is with this new trend of people who have all the power acting like they're the oppressed ones?  Heterosexual Christians under siege from gays.  White people complaining that reverse racists are trying to strip them of their right to shoot unarmed black men.  And most bizarre, the recent wave of billionaires sobbing that they're being demonized and under attack.  And the thing is, it's not just having all the money in the world that's getting them down, it's that the rest of us don't often enough look at them and say, "You are the most brilliant industrious person on Earth.  Can you teach us how to be more like you while we buff your cock with this fine Sham-Wow?"

You know, I used to think Hollywood egos were the neediest, but these Masters of the Universe?  More like babies on a plane.  Stock trader Steve Schwarzman — net worth $8 billion — once said that Obama raising his taxes 3% felt like when Hitler invaded Poland.  Sounds like something Sarah Palin would tweet after huffing paint thinner.  (audience laughter)  But with the super-rich it's becoming a meme.  Now we have Tom Perkins — net worth $8 billion — saying the richest 1% are so persecuted in America, they feel like Jews in Nazi Germany.  Which is why just to be safe, last week Tom built a panic room inside his mansion that's a full-size replica of Anne Frank's house.  (groaning audience laughter)

Is it really that hard out there for a pimp with $8 billion dollars?  You know, even when your shady financial tricks tanked the economy, nothing happened to any of you.  Nobody went to jail, nobody went broke, Justin Bieber didn't even egg your house.  You just got richer while everybody else got poorer.  The Oxfam committee released a report this year on global inequality, and the 85 richest people — 85 — owned more than the bottom 3 1/2 billion put together, which is half the planet.  This is a real problem, and not just for when they go halfsies on a wedding present.

And not that that Nazi/Jew analogy deserves to be taken seriously, but the Jews didn't do anything to deserve the hate they got.  But America's super-rich?  In the last 30 years, even though worker productivity went up 90%, income only went up 8%.  If I was working twice as hard, and someone else was reaping almost all the reward, I'd hate them.  And I'd also want to know, how could that happen?

Well, billionaire Sam Zell knows the answer to that.  He said the rest of America should stop bitching about the 1%, and realize they are the 1% because they work harder.  OK, now we do need to come after you with pitchforks.  (audience laughter and applause)  Is talking on the phone in a comfortable office really more degrading than working in a slaughterhouse, or a sweatshop, or on a reality TV show?  With just one real estate deal last year, Sam Zell made a thousand times what this guy makes.

Did he really work a thousand times harder?  By the way, that's a coal miner, not John Boehner.  (audience laughter)

What can you buy with $2 billion dollars that you can't buy with one?  You couldn't spend that kind of cash if you lived forever and your money manager was MC Hammer.  (audience laughter)

And you know, there are some billionaires today who get that.

And that's why they give most of their money away.  (massive audience applause)

As Warren Buffett once said, "I should write a book on how to get by on $500 million, because apparently there's a lot of people who don't... know how to do it.""