Everyone in this room has a free phone!
(And they were all born in Kenya!)
Dear George,
Apparently the "SafeLink Free Phone" (that so outraged you) was first made available during the Bush-Cheney administration.
In any event, it is definitely not “THE OBAMAPHONE.”
I understand the shock of learning that trusted informants are mistaken.
Relax.
Calm yourself.
Take it easy.
Combat your panicky urge to set the record straight – to blurt out: “It is NOT The ObamaPhone! It’s The Bush-Cheney Phone!”
Clearly, you don’t want all those people laboring under massive misconception.
But remember: "In your patience, you shall possess your soul." http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2021:19&version=DRA
Keep cool.
Take your time.
Breath deep...
And do this.
One by one, forward my email to each of them.
Just like you always do...
... when, working together, we discover that the right wing emails you circulate are either totally wrong or proof that "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
Pax on both houses,
;>)
PS Personally, I think The Bush-Cheney Phone is a great idea – a lifeline for millions of people who can’t afford a phone. Now, when they sit down to their next bowl of dog food, their free phone will remind them that “We’re #1.” And soon, they will realize that if we just remove oppressive regulation from our Good Friends on Wall Street, copious bounty will rain down from heaven!
Manna from the sky!
Pie from the sky!
Bringing home the bacon!
Bringing home the bacon!
1.) Ronald Reagan’s Budget Director David Stockman on America's inconceivable wealth inequality -http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7009217n
2.) Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz, "Of the 1%, by the 1%, and for the 1%" -http://www.vanityfair.com/society/features/2011/05/top-one-percent-201105
3.) "Our Banana Republic" by Nicholas Kristof - http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/07/opinion/07kristof.html
4.) "A Hedge Fund Republic" by Nicholas Kristof - http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/18/opinion/18kristof.html
5.) "How to End The Great Recession" by Robert Reich -http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/03/opinion/03reich.html
6.) “A Dogma to Wreck the Country” by Thatcherite conservative, Niall Ferguson - http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2011/07/24/gop-antitax-dogma-endangers-the-country.html
7.) War, Peace and Political Manipulation - http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2011/10/war-peace-and-political-manipulation.html
From: GC
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 1:29 PM
To: Alan Archibald
Subject: Fw: The Phone....No Joke
(Pax: I've deleted ong "chains" of "Undisclosed Recipients.")
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