Disturbed Man Tries To Get Into White House

Ted Cruz: "Give Me A Horse, A Gun And An Open Plain, And We Can Conquer The World"
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Alan: When Obama was falsely alleged to have been born abroad (of a native-born American mother), right-wing Republicans were irate at the illegality of his candidacy.

When Ted Cruz was, in fact, born abroad (of a native-born American mother), not one right-wing Republican even hints at the legality of his candidacy.

Disturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A disturbed Canadian man wants to try to get into the White House, according to reports.

The man, who was born in Calgary before drifting to Texas, has been spotted in Washington, D.C. in recent years exhibiting erratic behavior, sources said.

In 2013, he gained entry to the United States Senate and was heard quoting incoherently from a children’s book before he was finally subdued.

More recently, he was heard ranting about a plan to dismantle large components of the federal government, such as the Internal Revenue Service and the nation’s health-care program.

Despite a record of such bizarre episodes and unhinged utterances, observers expressed little concern about his plans to get into the White House, calling them “delusional.”