Senior Trying To Set A Password

Senior Trying To Set A Password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

 

USER: cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

 

USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

 

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

 

USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

 

USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

 

USER:50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

 

USER:ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.